{"id":523,"date":"2012-04-06T09:26:08","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T17:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=523"},"modified":"2014-01-13T20:56:38","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T20:56:38","slug":"the-laws-of-cat-physics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/the-laws-of-cat-physics","title":{"rendered":"The Laws Of Cat Physics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cats are very entertaining at times.\u00a0 We’d like to share some funny Cat Laws of Physics.<\/a><\/p>\n

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Law of Cat Inertia<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force \u2013 such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Motion<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Magnetism<\/strong><\/address>\n
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Thermodynamics<\/strong><\/address>\n
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Stretching<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Sleeping<\/strong><\/address>\n
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Elongation<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Obstruction<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Acceleration<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.<\/address>\n
Law of Dinner Table Attendance<\/strong><\/address>\n
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.<\/address>\n
Law of Rug Configuration<\/strong><\/address>\n
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.<\/address>\n
Law of Obedience Resistance<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat\u2019s resistance varies in proportion to a human\u2019s desire for her to do something.<\/address>\n
First Law of Energy Conservation<\/strong><\/address>\n
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.<\/address>\n
Second Law of Energy Conservation<\/strong><\/address>\n
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.<\/address>\n
Law of Refrigerator Observation<\/strong><\/address>\n
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.<\/address>\n
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction<\/strong><\/address>\n
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.<\/address>\n
Law of Random Comfort Seeking<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.<\/address>\n
Law of Bag\/Box Occupancy<\/strong><\/address>\n
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Embarrassment<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat\u2019s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.<\/address>\n
Law of Milk Consumption<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.<\/address>\n
Law of Furniture Replacement<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat\u2019s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Landing<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.<\/address>\n
Law of Fluid Displacement<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Disinterest<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat\u2019s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.<\/address>\n
Law of Pill Rejection<\/strong><\/address>\n
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.<\/address>\n
Law of Cat Composition<\/strong><\/address>\n
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn\u2019t Matter.<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cats are very entertaining at times.\u00a0 We’d like to share some funny Cat Laws of Physics. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force \u2013 such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,10],"tags":[17,156,155,19,24,25,38,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":525,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cleartheair.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}