• Cat Anatomy Facts

    Posted on May 11th, 2012
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    Cool Cat Anatomy Facts brought to you by Clear the Air!

    Remember PETCO now carries our Cat Urine Odor Eliminator at all their stores.  Stop in to pick some up!

    • Cats can’t taste sweets.
    • The cat’s front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).
    • A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
    • Neutering a cat extends it’s life span by two or three years
    • A cat’s tongue consists of small “hooks,” which come in handy when tearing up food
    • Cats must have fat in their diet because they can’t produce it on their own.
    • Cat’s urine glows under a black light.
    • Cats have a third eyelid called a haw and you will probably only see it when kitty isn’t feeling well.
    • A cat sees about six times better than a human at night because of a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.
    • Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day
    • Cats are the only animal that walk on their claws, not the pads of their feet.
    • Newborn kittens have closed ear canals that don’t begin to open for nine days.
    • A kittens eyes are always blue at first
    • A cat cannot see directly under its nose.
    • It is a common belief that cats are color blind. However, recent studies have shown that cats can see blue, green and red
    • Cats with white fur and skin on their ears are very prone to sunburn.
    • Siamese kittens are born white.
    • A cat’s jaws cannot move sideways.
    • Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
    • A cat can jump even seven times as high as it is tall.
    • A cat is pregnant for about 58-65 days.
    • A cat may have three to seven kittens every four months
    • Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run. The only other animals to do this are the giraffe and the camel
    • If a male cat is both orange and black it is most likely sterile
    • The color of the points in Siamese cats is heat related. Cool areas are darker
    • Cats lack a true collarbone. Because of this, a cat can generally squeeze their bodies through any space they can get their heads through.
    • There are tiny, parasitic worms that can live in a cat’s stomach. These worms cause frequent vomiting.
    • A cat’s brain is more similar to a man’s brain than that of a dog.
    • A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, the cat has 230.
    • Cats have 30 vertebrae–5 more than humans have.
    • Cat have 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).
    • A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog
    • Cats’ hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.
    • Cats’ hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans’ hearing stops at 20 khz.
    • In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.
    • A cat’s field of vision is about 185 degrees.
    • Blue-eyed, white cats are often deaf.

    Do you have any other cool cat facts?  Share them with us on our blog!

  • San Diego Humane Society Event – Spring Fling Doggie Cafe

    Posted on May 10th, 2012
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    Join the San Diego Humane Society’s Doggie Cafe Event this Friday evening!

    Have fun socializing with other dog lovers and their dogs while you practice teaching your dog how to be calm around exciting distractions like people, other dogs and food! Dogs should be friendly and on-leash. One dog per human handler please. Dogs should be at least 4 months old and up-to-date on all vaccines, including rabies, to attend.

    Beverages, sandwiches, salads, and more available for purchase. Complimentary desserts and dog treats provided. Behavior and Training specialists “on-paw” to answer training questions.

    Spring-themed photos will be available for $5.

    $10 suggested cover charge for the event. RSVP on-line at The San Diego Humane Society or by calling 619-299-7012 ext 2230.

    Date: Friday, May 11, 2012
    Time: 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
    Address:
    572 Airport Road
    Oceanside, CA 92058

    If you’d like to attend this event you can RSVP online, click here.

  • Why A Cat Can Benefit Seniors

    Posted on May 9th, 2012
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    Cats make wonderful pets for people of all ages.

    Wherever you live, a cat can be an ideal pet for you.  There are many reasons why but we would like to focus on the benefits cats provide for senior citizens.

    Cats can improve your health – Even though cats require fairly minimal care, the care they do require provides much-needed exercise for older owners. Even seniors who have arthritis or other physical limitations can easily care for cats. Because cats need us to care for them by scooping their boxes, feeding them and giving them fresh water, cats get us up and moving whether we want to or not! Caring for and feeding a cat calls for routines and activities seniors might not otherwise have, providing important mental stimulation. This not only benefits senior citizens’ overall health, but can help them live longer and healthier lives.

    Cats can improve your mood – Seniors can become lonely, or even depressed, when they retire or lose their spouse, or when their children move away. Some seniors become depressed simply because they do not get out and about as much anymore. Studies show that pets help seniors overcome loneliness and depression by providing affection, company, entertainment and a sense of responsibility and purpose. Seniors with pets tend to get up, talk and smile much more than when there are no pets around.  Think about it, when you are home alone with your cat, do you usually say a few words to him?  It definitely makes being alone more enjoyable when you have your furry feline around.

    Cats over dogs – Although dogs can also make great pets for some seniors and provide the same benefits as cat ownership, careful consideration should be given to the care, training and exercise requirements of a dog. Many older owners simply can’t keep up with a dog’s needs, which makes adopting a cat a much better choice. Unlike dogs, cats are happy staying indoors all the time.  Most adult cats require only 20 to 30 minutes of playtime per day, and interactive play does not require the owner to be mobile. A kitty fishing pole or laser toy lets senior cat owners engage their cat in play while sitting in their favorite chair. Cats are also very content to spend most of their time sleeping on their owner’s lap or bed which makes this pet a perfect fit for someone less active.

    Important tips to keep in mind when choosing your new pet cat

    • Lifespan – Before acquiring any pet, it is important to consider the lifespan of the animal and what will happen in the event that the owner is no longer able to care for the pet. In many cases, seniors need to move into a living facility that does not allow pets, or the pet outlives them. Both dogs and cats can live 15 to 20 years, so it is important that seniors have a younger friend or family member who is willing to take responsibility for the pet if necessary.
    • Is a kitten or adult cat better for your senior – Many people think that getting a kitten or puppy for a senior will help “keep them young,” when in reality, puppies and kittens often provide seniors with more stress than enjoyment. Choosing to adopt an adult cat or dog is generally a wise choice for seniors. Adult animals have fewer exercise and training demands, making them easier for seniors to keep up with. Additionally, older pets are also less likely to outlive their senior owner.
    • Talk with shelters to find the right fit for your cat – Arrange to visit your local animal shelter to view the cats available for adoption. Talk to the staff and ask for a calm, easygoing, adult lap cat with minimal medical requirements. The last thing a senior wants is an antisocial cat or one who is prone to urinary tract infections! Once your senior loved one decides on a cat — or two! – you can help shop for pet supplies (including a collar and ID tag) and set everything up  in a convenient location for both owner and kitty.

    Support – If you are getting a cat for the senior in your life, make sure you can provide follow-up care and support.  Some seniors are not able to get to the store for needed supplies, while others are dealing with health or behavior problems with the cat and don’t know what to do. Be sure to check in with your loved one and their kitty to make sure things are going well.

    If you know of a senior who is having difficulty affording veterinary care or food for a pet, be sure to contact your local animal shelter, food bank or veterinary clinic. Most professionals in the animal field understand how important pets are to seniors, so they may offer low-cost services and supplies just for seniors.

  • Be Kind To Animals Week

    Posted on May 7th, 2012
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    Did you know it is Be Kind to Animals Week?

    May 6-12 is Be Kind to Animals Week, and it’s a great time to focus on sharing your love of animals with kids, grand kids, nieces, nephews, students and any other young ones in your life!

    We would like to share ASPCA’s Five Tips you can take yourself to celebrate Be Kind To Animals Week:

    1. Volunteer Together
    Sure, many shelters require volunteers to be 18 to handle animals—but that doesn’t mean there’s nothing kids can do to help! Kids can hold a bake sale for a local shelter, help with web design or do even more. Call your favorite shelter to ask what your kids can do.

    2. Write a Letter to Congress
    I’m sure you know that animals across the country need our help! But did you know that kids can help, too? Talk about the issues with your kids, then write a letter together.

    3. Get Crafty
    If you’ve got a future artist on your hands, consider getting messy in the craft room for shelter animals. What can you do? For starters, you can make cat toys for homeless kitties in your area. Check out this page for instructions. (Hint: You’ll need some old socks.) Or you can decorate bandanas to help shelter pets get noticed!

    4. Get ‘Em Involved in Pet Care
    Whether you decide your 12-year-old is ready for his own guinea pig or you want your 14-year-old to feed the dog dinner each day, getting your kids involved in caring for your pets will help them build a lasting love for animals.

    5. Foster a Shelter Animal
    Of course, this choice isn’t right for everyone; adding an animal, even temporarily, is a big deal! But there’s no better way to show your kids the beauty of the human-animal bond than saving a life together. If your home has room for one more, Be Kind to Animals Week is a great time to foster a shelter cat or dog who needs some extra attention.

    Make sure to comment on our blog if you have any other suggestions of ways to celebrate Be Kind to Animals Week.

  • What To Do If Your Pet Is Poisoned

    Posted on May 4th, 2012
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    If your pet gets poisoned, it is important not to panic and stay calm.

    Clear the Air has found some helpful information provided by the ASPCA on what to do if your pet has been poisoned.

    Please read below:

    Take 30 to 60 seconds to safely collect and have at hand any material involved. This may be of great benefit to your vet as they determine what poison or poisons are involved. In the event that you need to take your pet to a local veterinarian, be sure to take the product’s container with you. Also, collect in a sealable plastic bag any material your pet may have vomited or chewed.

    If you witness your pet consuming material that you suspect might be toxic, do not hesitate to seek emergency assistance, even if you do not notice any adverse effects. Sometimes, even if poisoned, an animal may appear normal for several hours or for days after the incident.

    Call the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center

    The telephone number is (888) 426-4435. There is a $65 consultation fee for this service.

    Be ready with the following information:

    • The species, breed, age, sex, weight and number of animals involved.
    • The animal’s symptoms.
    • Information regarding the exposure, including the agent (if known), the amount of the agent involved and the time elapsed since the time of exposure.
    • Have the product container/packaging available for reference.

    Please note: If your animal is having seizures, losing consciousness, is unconscious or is having difficulty breathing, telephone ahead and bring your pet immediately to your local veterinarian or emergency veterinary clinic.

    Be Prepared

    Keep the telephone number of the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center(888) 426-4435—as well as that of your local veterinarian, in a prominent location.

    Invest in an emergency first-aid kit for your pet. The kit should contain:

    • A fresh bottle of hydrogen peroxide, 3 percent USP (to induce vomiting)
    • A turkey baster, bulb syringe or large medicine syringe (to administer peroxide)
    • Saline eye solution
    • Artificial tear gel (to lubricate eyes after flushing)
    • Mild grease-cutting dish washing liquid (for bathing an animal after skin contamination)
    • Forceps (to remove stingers)
    • A muzzle (to protect against fear- or excitement-induced biting)
    • A can of your pet’s favorite wet food
    • A pet carrier

    Always consult a veterinarian or the APCC for directions on how and when to use any emergency first-aid item.

  • Kitty Cool Down Tips for Summertime

    Posted on May 3rd, 2012
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    With summertime approaching it is important to take extra steps to make sure your pets stay cool.

    A cat that becomes overheated in the summer can suffer from dehydration, shallow breathing and can even get heatstroke.

    Always provide plenty of clean, fresh water for your fuzzy feline.  Help your kitty enjoy a happy and safe summer this year by following these helpful kitty cool down steps:

    • Let Your Cat Decide His Cool Spot – Cats are smart about comfort at all times including during the heat.  Ever notice your cat curling up in the sink or sprawling out on the tile?  Porcelain and tile stay cool even when it’s hot outside providing a great place for your kitty to cool down.
    • Calm Kitty – If your cat is running around too much during a really hot day, he will soon become exhausted and dehydrated.  Provide a relaxed, indoor place that is both cool and darkened to allow your kitty to cool down.  Don’t initiate play when he is in an agitated state.
    • Create A Hide Out – Use a cardboard box or something else that is out of the way and dark near a cool spot.  You can line it with a terry towel or other type of cotton, breathable natural fabric that isn’t too warm.  Sticking an ice pack inside a sock and placing it in his retreat is also a helpful added cooling affect.
    • Shady Garden Area – Make sure your yard has some shady spots for your outdoor cat to enjoy.  If you provide them, your kitty will find them.  It should be somewhere a gentle breeze is available.  If you have outdoor buildings such as greenhouses or sheds, double check you haven’t locked your kitty in there before closing the door.  This could end up killing your cat as temperatures rise in these types of shelters.
    • Wet Towels – Most cats don’t like the water however you can help cool your cat down with dampened towels.  If you simply dampen a cloth or paper towel and stroke your cat with it, it can help cool him down.  Good areas to cool down, where cats get warmest, is on their bellies, the pads of their paws, armpits, under their chins and on the outside of their ears.
    • Brush Your Cat – This helps take away any matted fur which can trap heat and helps air flow freely through his coat.  This is especially important for long haired breeds of cats.  Do not shave your cat as this can expose your cat to the sun and result in sunburn and skin cancer.
    • Always Have Water Available – Dehydration is a real risk for cats during the hot summer months so constant water access is essential. Always, always have water available for your kitty.
  • Kitty Litter Odor Bringing You Down? Learn How To Never Have To Smell It Again!

    Posted on May 2nd, 2012
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    Your kitty litter box shouldn’t be a battle and Clear the Air would like to share some helpful tips to keeping an odor free litter box.

    Follow these steps to an odor free litter box and home:

    Scooping – The number one rule, and the only thing that will keep litter box odor at bay, is constant cleaning. That means scooping the box out at least twice a day, removing the solids and liquid clumps if you use clumping litter.  If you don’t use clumping litter, you can use a large solid metal spoon to lift out the most urine-soaked areas each time you clean and add litter as needed to replace what is removed.

    Washing Your Litter Box – You should also get in the habit of washing the litter box at least every other week if not more.  Use a mild unscented dish detergent and rinse clean.  Remember to clean your scooper too.  When the box is dry, sprinkle a thin layer of our Cat Urine Odor Eliminator in the box first.  Then add two to three inches of litter.  Cats do not like a deep tray of litter and this allows you to add litter as you scoop.

    Type of Litter – Some have perfumes and others have additives to only cover the smell.  To a cat, these smells can be overwhelming and make the box unwelcoming.  It is usually a good idea to get unscented litter and sprinkle our Cat Urine Odor Eliminator in the box to eliminate the odor, not cover it up.

    Type of Litter Box – Using the largest box your home can accommodate is the best idea.  A good rule of thumb is to get a box that is at least twice as long as your adult cat and wide as the cat is long.  Even though a covered box is nicer to look at, most cats don’t like them and they also trap odors inside making it unpleasant for your pet to enter.  Cats claws can get stuck in liners when they are digging for a place to relieve themselves and the urine can also seep into the liner, trapping odors in the box.

    Location – Lastly, location of your cats litter box is very important to keep your pet happy to relieve himself in the correct areas.  The rule is one litter box per cat plus one.  If your cat is on the third floor of your house and the litter box is in the basement, he may not decide to make the long trek.  It is important to have the boxes in different locations.  Also make sure the box is in a low traffic area, away from his or her food and in a place that your cat can easily get in and out of.

    These suggestions may take a lot of effort but not only with your cat be happier but you will as well, not having to put up with cat urine odors.    Remember to pick up Clear the Air’s Cat Urine Odor Eliminator available at all Petco stores or online.

  • Allergic to pets? Learn how you can still keep your furry companions!

    Posted on April 19th, 2012
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    Are you allergic to pets?

    You love dogs and cats and wish you could have one but your allergies tell you otherwise.

    There is hope though! Read this article we found on the ASPCA’s website which tells how you can still keep your furry companion and breathe easy.

    Although more and more people are discovering the beneficial effects of owning a furry bundle of joy, the fact remains that roughly 15 to 20 percent of the population is allergic to animals. The result? Countless owners in unhappy, unhealthy situations—and their beloved pets are the cause! Allergen is the medical term for the actual substance that causes an allergic reaction. Touching or inhaling allergens leads to reactions in allergic individuals. Symptoms can include red, itchy, watery eyes and nose; sneezing; coughing; scratchy or sore throat; itchy skin, and most serious of all, difficulty breathing.

    The most common pet allergens are proteins found in their dander (scales of old skin that are constantly shed by an animal), saliva, urine and sebaceous cells. Any animal can trigger an allergic response, but cats are the most common culprits. People can also become allergic to the urine, dander and saliva of exotic pets such as ferrets, guinea pigs, birds, rabbits and rodents. There is no species or breed to which humans cannot develop allergies. Fur length and type will not affect or prevent allergies. Certain pets can be less irritating than others to those who suffer from allergies, but that is strictly on an individual basis and cannot be predicted.

    Once the diagnosis of a pet allergy is made, a physician will often recommend eliminating the companion animal from the surroundings. Heartbreaking? Yes. Absolutely necessary? Not always. Keep in mind that most people are allergic to several things besides pets, such as dust mites, molds and pollens, all of which can be found in the home. Allergic symptoms result from the total cumulative allergen load. That means that if you eliminate some of the other allergens, you may not have to get rid of your pet. (Conversely, should you decide to remove your pet from your home, this may not immediately solve your problems.) You must also be prepared to invest the time and effort needed to decontaminate your home environment, limit future exposure to allergens and find a physician who will work with you. Our three-part program follows:

    Improving the Immediate Environment

    1. Create an allergen-free room. A bedroom is often the best and most practical choice. By preventing your pet from entering this room, you can ensure at least eight hours of freedom from allergens every night. It’s a good idea to use hypoallergenic bedding and pillow materials.
    2. Limit fabrics. Allergens collect in rugs, drapes and upholstery, so do your best to limit or eliminate them from your home. If you choose to keep some fabrics, steam-clean them regularly. Cotton-covered furniture is the smartest choice, and washable blinds or shades make good window treatments.
    3. Vacuum frequently using a vacuum equipped with a HEPA (high-efficiency particulate arresting) filter or a disposable electrostatic bag. Other kinds of bags will permit allergens to blow back out of the vacuum.
    4. Install an air purifier fitted with a HEPA filter. Our modern, energy-efficient homes lock in air that is loaded with allergens, so it’s smart to let in some fresh air daily.
    5. Use anti-allergen room sprays. These sprays deactivate allergens, rendering them harmless. Ask your allergist for a product recommendation.
    6. Clean the litter box frequently. Use lowdust, perfume-free filler. Clumping litter is a good choice.
    7. Dust regularly. Wiping down the walls will also cut down on allergens.
    8. Invest in washable pet bedding and cages that can be cleaned often and easily.

    Decontaminating Your Pet

    1. Bathe your pet at least once a week. Your veterinarian can recommend a shampoo that won’t dry out his skin. Bathing works to wash off the allergens that accumulate in an animal’s fur.
    2. Wipe your pet with a product formulated to prevent dander from building up and flaking off into the environment. Ask your veterinarian to suggest one that is safe to use on animals who groom themselves.
    3. Note any symptoms of dermatitis exhibited by your companion animal. Dermatitis often leads to accelerated skin and fur shedding, which will up your allergen exposure.
    4. Brush or comb your pet frequently. It’s best to do this outdoors, if possible. (The ASPCA does not recommend keeping cats outdoors, so make sure your feline is leashed if you take him outside.)

    Taking Care of Yourself

    1. If possible, have someone other than yourself do the housecleaning, litter box work and pet washing, wiping and brushing. If you must clean the house or change the litter, be sure to wear a dust mask.
    2. Wash your hands after handling your companion animal and before touching your face. The areas around your nose and eyes are particularly sensitive to allergens.
    3. Designate a “pet outfit” from among your most easily washed clothes. Wear it when playing or cuddling with your companion, and you’ll leave other clothing uncontaminated.
    4. Find a physician, preferably an allergy specialist, who will make sure that your pet is the cause of your allergies and will help alleviate your symptoms. Medications and immunotherapy (desensitizing shots) can often allow you and your companion animal to remain together happily ever after.

    Article from ASPCA’s website.

  • Feeding Your Older Cat

    Posted on April 13th, 2012
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    Clear the Air would like to share some helpful tips on feeding your older cat.

    Usually once cats reach age seven, they begin to show visible age-related changes.  There are metabolic, immunologic and body composition changes, too. Some of these are unavoidable. Others can be managed with diet.

    The following are some tips to keep your older cat on a healthy diet:

    Once your cat reaches seven years of age, start your cat on a senior diet.

    The main objectives in the feeding an older cat should be to maintain health and optimum body weight, slow or prevent the development of chronic disease, and minimize or improve clinical signs of diseases that may already be present.

    As a cat ages, health issues may arise, including:
    – deterioration of skin and coat
    – loss of muscle mass
    – more frequent intestinal problems
    – arthritis
    – obesity
    – dental problems
    – decreased ability to fight off infection

    Older cats have been shown to progressively put on body fat in spite of consuming fewer calories. This change in body composition is inevitable and may be aggravated by either reduced energy expenditure or a change in metabolic rate. Either way, it is important to feed a diet with a lower caloric density to avoid weight gain, but with a normal protein level to help maintain muscle mass.

    Talk to your veterinarian about increasing your senior cat’s vitamin E intake. Antibody response decreases as cats age. Increasing the intake of vitamin E in cats older than seven years of age can increase their antibody levels back to those seen in younger cats!

    Antioxidants such as vitamin E and beta-carotene help eliminate free radical particles that can damage body tissues and cause signs of aging. Senior diets for cats should contain higher levels of these antioxidant compounds. Antioxidants can also increase the effectiveness of the immune system in senior cats.

    Routine care for geriatric pets should involve a consistent daily routine and periodic veterinary examinations to assess the presence or progress of chronic disease. Stressful situations and abrupt changes in daily routines should be avoided. If a drastic change must be made to an older pet’s routine, try to minimize stress and to realize the change in a gradual manner.

  • The Laws Of Cat Physics

    Posted on April 6th, 2012
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    Cats are very entertaining at times.  We’d like to share some funny Cat Laws of Physics.

    Law of Cat Inertia
    A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
    Law of Cat Motion
    A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
    Law of Cat Magnetism
    All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
    Law of Cat Thermodynamics
    Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
    Law of Cat Stretching
    A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
    Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.
    Law of Cat Elongation
    A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
    Law of Cat Obstruction
    A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
    Law of Cat Acceleration
    A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
    Law of Dinner Table Attendance
    Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
    Law of Rug Configuration
    No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
    Law of Obedience Resistance
    A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.
    First Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
    Second Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
    Law of Refrigerator Observation
    If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
    Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
    Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
    Law of Random Comfort Seeking
    A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
    Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
    All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
    Law of Cat Embarrassment
    A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
    Law of Milk Consumption
    A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
    Law of Furniture Replacement
    A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
    Law of Cat Landing
    A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
    Law of Fluid Displacement
    A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
    Law of Cat Disinterest
    A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
    Law of Pill Rejection
    Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
    Law of Cat Composition
    A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.